Get the complete episode guide for "Family Guy" season 12.
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When Brian’s neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show’s writing staff – instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side. Air date: January 24, 2014.
After Peter’s mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn (guest voice Lauren Bacall), who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time. Air date: March 9, 2014.
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games. Air date: March 16, 2014.
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune – but refuses to take the money – Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family. Air date: March 23, 2014.
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone (guest voice Peter Dinklage), an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school. Air date: March 30, 2014.
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam. Air date: April 6, 2014.
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he’s a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person. Air date: April 13, 2014.
When Chris begins to date Jerome’s (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) daughter, Pam (guest voice Keke Palmer), Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids. Air date: April 27, 2014.
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house. Air date: May 4, 2014.
Cleveland (guest voice Mike Henry) returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna (guest voice Sanaa Lathan) get into a big fight over parenting. Air date: May 11, 2014.
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois, so he’s never conceived. But instead, he is reborn into a Downton Abbey-esque British household in the season finale. Air date: May 18, 2014.
11. “Brian’s a Bad Father”
When Brian’s neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show’s writing staff – instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side. Air date: January 24, 2014.
12. “Mom’s the Word”
After Peter’s mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn (guest voice Lauren Bacall), who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time. Air date: March 9, 2014.
13. “3 Acts of God”
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games. Air date: March 16, 2014.
14. “Fresh Heir”
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune – but refuses to take the money – Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family. Air date: March 23, 2014.
15. “Secondhand Spoke”
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone (guest voice Peter Dinklage), an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school. Air date: March 30, 2014.
16. “Herpe, the Love Sore”
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam. Air date: April 6, 2014.
17. “The Most Interesting Man in the World”
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he’s a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person. Air date: April 13, 2014.
18. “Baby Got Black”
When Chris begins to date Jerome’s (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) daughter, Pam (guest voice Keke Palmer), Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids. Air date: April 27, 2014.
19. “Meg Stinks!”
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house. Air date: May 4, 2014.
20. “He’s Bla-ack!”
Cleveland (guest voice Mike Henry) returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna (guest voice Sanaa Lathan) get into a big fight over parenting. Air date: May 11, 2014.
21. “Chap Stewie”
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois, so he’s never conceived. But instead, he is reborn into a Downton Abbey-esque British household in the season finale. Air date: May 18, 2014.
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