Here's 10 humorous ways to make fast money: 1.
Have a bet - put a hundred on an evens shot and double your money - if it wins! 2.
Sign up to online surveys - there's loads of them, they pay little individually, but if you have a spare few hours to do a few you can make a few bucks easily.
3.
Sell what you don't need - clothes, toys, games, the car, the house - it's all money in the shape of something else.
4.
Get onto a medical testing program - let someone inject you with harmful germs and make you ill for a few dollars.
5.
Give blood - some places offer money for the red stuff, so get your sleeve rolled up and get with the program.
6.
Learn some tricks and baffle your friends - this is an often forgotten way of making money, and of losing friends.
7.
Play online poker - many poker rooms give sign up bonuses, by matching your initial deposit.
All you have to do then is use your money, and their gift, to win some more.
8.
Sign up to a referral programme - another way of losing your friends, as you need them to sign up, too, only you get paid before they do.
9.
Have another bet - the first one didn't come in, so you borrow some money of your friends - if you have any left - and try again.
You'll give it them back when it wins, of course.
10.
Marry into money - to do this, and fast, you need certain attributes.
charm, good looks, and a lot of luck.
If you succeed, however, you're a better man than me!